Kyla and hisa banjoa ina hisa youta 

(It's a joke, Kyle! - Banjo players really need to get a sense of humor) 

                    Do you know what you call a banjo player without a girfriend?  ----  Homeless!

                                                  A banjo player and guitar player fall from a plane; which hits the ground first? ----

                                                                                              The guitar player; the banjo player had to stop to tune  

                                                  A banjo and an accordian are thrown from the top of the Empire State Building;

                                                  Which hits the ground first? ----         Who cares? 

                                                  What's the difference between a Harley and a banjo?  ----                                                                                             You can tune a Harley

                                                  What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?  ----

                                                                                             The chain saw has an off switch

                                                  What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?  ----

                                                                                             Who cares, neither of 'em's a banjo

                                                  When do banjo breaks sound the best?  ----

                                                                                             When they're over

                                                  How do you make a banjo player slow down?  ----

                                                                                              Put some sheet music in front of him

                                                  How is lightning like a banjo players fingers?  ----

                                                                                              Neither strike twice in the same place

                                                  How can you get six banjo players to play in harmony?  ----

                                                                                              Only give one of 'em a banjo

                                                  What has 16 legs and 3 teeth?  ----

                                                                                              The front row of a banjo player workshop

                                                  Why do banjo players love family reunions?  ----

                                                                                              It's a great place to look for a wife

                                                  How does a banjo player tune-up?  ----

                                                                                             He taps a tuning fork on a hard surface, listens

                                                                                             to a clear bell-like tone, then makes sure none

                                                                                             of his strings duplicate the tone

                                                 And now, guitar jokes:

                                                                            Uh...., sorry Kyle, I got nothin'.............

                                        And so it goes...........

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